GPS logic

(noun ) -- DEFINITION: Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.

"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012,

 

[and actually sort of coined by Eric Wemple in Jody Kantor story where he wrote:  ‎''Only the most
sophisticated GPS devices can track that logic.'']

 

 classic insult line, classic. love it!